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The Monkey Tail

No doubt because of my [strictly documentary] habit of making and posting ridiculous beard pictures, a couple of astute readers pointed me to The Monkey Tail. And hey, a good idea is a good idea.

It turns out it is really hard to get a good picture of the monkey tail. Hopefully from these pictures, you get the idea. I submitted my photo to the website, but it got shot down. Snap! Oh well, at least it can be added to my ever increasing beard portfolio.

Wednesday June 8 2011

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on Thu 09th Jun, 2011 07:40 am PDT Stephanie said:
This is amazing.
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on Thu 09th Jun, 2011 11:20 am PDT Horge said:
Did they give a reason for it being shot down? I don't know how the site works. Because obviously it actually is a monkey tail. Was it just not silly enough? Should you have made the other sideburn into a banana?
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on Thu 09th Jun, 2011 11:27 am PDT Horge said:
Judging by the last two guys there, they seem to like foreign monkey tails. You can re-apply, telling them that it was shaven and photographed in Bosnia. That way they can add "rep majmuna" (pronounced "rape my-moon-ah") to their list of international submissions - I doubt they have Bosnia on their list already...
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on Sun 12th Jun, 2011 12:46 pm PDT steve said:
I'll bet they would accept it if you colored it black with mascara
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on Sun 12th Jun, 2011 02:46 pm PDT Anon said:
It's because you don't have a shirt on! Read the "Our Only Requirement" part of the website: http://www.themonkeytail.com/p/sumbit-monkeytail.html
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on Sun 12th Jun, 2011 09:32 pm PDT Stephanie said:
Duh, Wren. You needed to wait to photograph your monkey tail at juggle club to get it on the site.
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on Mon 13th Jun, 2011 10:43 am PDT Horge said:
How could they really tell for sure? You could tell them you like wearing strapless, low-cut shirts. But in the end, why not just a) crop it up more, or b) photoshop some clothes onto yourself? And after that, tell them they need to clarify things better: like specify where the shirt should be worn (I mean, you could wear a shirt as a turban or a pair of upside-down shorts, and then they couldn't technically call you on it...)
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on Thu 07th Jul, 2011 01:22 pm PDT ~~Viagra Online~~Funny man said:
Awesome photos, in the second one you look like a puppy...
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